Best time to go if you gotta pee: Around 51 minutes in … just when the pterodactyl ‘grabs it’. You will agree that it ‘blows’ … but remember this is your cue to go. You have just under 4 minutes to get back to your seat.
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Land of the Lost
What you are missing: Dr. Rick Marshall ‘gives up’ while reclining in a convertible. You find out that Holly was laughed out of Cambridge for supporting his theory. Holly finishes an ’semi-inspirational speech’ … then marches off and the scene cuts to the cave that night.
Will discovers he and Cha-ka have similar lifestyles. Cha-ka explains that his women are ugly but make up for it with a nice personality. Cha-ka also noted that he has a harem of 1000 women.
Just after that (In case you need a little longer): Dr. Rick Marshall returns to the campfire with an apology song. But don’t be too much longer .. you’re gonna miss something.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 34 minutes in, this is the best time to go. Just split when they get to the doctors office. You have a full 4 minutes to get back to your seat.
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The Hangover
What you are missing: They talk with a doctor. He remembers them. Says they were ‘roofied/date rape drugged’ but they will be OK. He also says that they were just at a wedding at the ‘little wedding chapple’.
They visit the chapel and leave the baby in the cruiser. The proprietor recognizes the boys immediately. Loves them. They ask him if he knows ‘what happend last night?’.
Just after that (In case you need a little longer): He says their buddy was there, but no idea where they went after. Then he hands over Stew’s ‘High Roller’ wedding package to a girl named Jane.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: 47minutes in. Go right after the scene where Carl, Russell, Dug, and the bird escape a mountainside chase by Muntz’s talking dogs. You have 3 minutes to get back.
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Up
What you are missing: A scene where they camp out for the night. Russel tells Carl he misses his estranged father and their visits to Fenton’s Ice Cream Parlour
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: Sorry … Just pick one. This show is non stop … there are no lull scenes lasting for more than 90 seconds. I don’t know what your sense of humor is so I can’t guide you on this one. Now … if you feel you have a suggested time … I would love to hear it, so please enter it in the comments for others.
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Night At the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
What you missed: Characters galore … nothing epic, just all a little funny.
Just after that: more of the same.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: 38 minutes in. Bust a move on your way out. Right after Thomas exits the club with Megan in tow … time for you to go. you have 4 minutes after you see the ‘little man packin’.
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Dance Flick
What your missing: Thomas and Charity talking Megan into the escorted walk home. They walk home. They meet the next day at the studio for dance lessons. Gratuitous gluteus-close-up during a flash dance homage … and it’s all Thomas. Then he randomly stomps on her for bumping in to him … literally. Finally, a chat about how she doesn’t talk about her dead mother much. This was punishing.
Just after that (Just in case you need a little longer): Apartment shot of Charity teasing Megan about her crush on Thomas.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 52 minutes in … time for you to head out. Following the mix up with the two roughnecks, John and Blair retire to the structure … she cozies up to him at the fire and places his arm over her shoulder. Go to town … you have over 5 minutes.
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Terminator Salvation
What you’re missing: Some smooch action … dark and uncomfortable for the actors, let alone you watching it. No better time than this … you’re not missing a thing 
Just after that: You’ll be back for this … they try out some new tech on the machines.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 46 minutes in (43% through the movie) … quit wincing at the nibbling rats and make your move when faith appears. This is the best window you have. That is … if you can do it in less than 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
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Angels & Demons
What your missing: members of the Conclave continue to self nominate as a stall tactic … in hopes the Preferiti are returned to conclave. This results in another vote that goes up in black smoke. This scene transitions back to the crime scene under investigation at the church. Robert and Vittoria begin to muse on the next clue. They think that Bernini (Sculptor/Artist) perhaps left signs in the open. Robert pulls a tarp from a statue and finds that it points South-West. “The path is alive,” Robert exclaims as he runs outside and demands a map of all the churches in Rome. The Chase is on.
Just after that (If you need a few more moments): They are back at St. Peters Square and the action begins to build … you better be back in your seat soon. You’re looking for Bernini Art that relates to air.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: About 60 minutes in (half-way through) … just after the sky dive and Spock begins his log entry.
Listen to the first 15 seconds of the log so you can hear the rest as you begin hauling butt to the washroom. You have 3 min + 45 sec to get back.
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Star Trek
What your missing: Nero (Romulan Captain) interrogates Captain Pike and explains that broken promises from Spock (in the future) lead to the complete destruction of Romulus, his people and ultimately … his wife. This is a 25 year culmination to this moment. The scene is very reminiscent of Wrath of Khan, Chekhov and the slug in the ear. Final Point … they imply that Nero gets Earth’s security codes.
Just after that (if you need just a little more time): Spock and Uhura get close’ish … but the Vulcan side wins out.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 58 minutes in … you can go. Right after Connor’s ‘Wedding Cake and Champagne’ trick, you can make your move out. You have 4 minutes to make it back.
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
What you’re missing: The Bride freaks out. Based on Connor’s history, the comments of ’sabotage’ fly quickly. He is genuinely sorry and he begins to clean the kitchen. Jenny tries to see his good side … and Connor apologizes for his ’spooning freak out’. Jenny recognizes his honest regret.
Just after that (In case you need just a little more time): Seizing the moment in classic Connor style, he makes a ‘weak’ play for Jenny … total shut down. It seems to put her on higher guard.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: Around 58 minutes into the show. Colonel Stryker says to the general, “I have to evacuate this facility … go back to Washington, we have work to do”
Make your move now … you have a good 4 minutes.
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
What you are missing: Classroom shot of ‘Scott Summers with headache,’ implying that the young cyclops is who Stryker is looking for. This segues with a ‘Wolverine on the motor cycle” shot, followed by Wolverine talking to his mutant friend John Wraith. They discuss Victor’s personality problems and the plan for taking him down with Stryker. There were no details, just insinuation … including the whereabouts of his former team mate ‘Fred Dukes,’ who may know where Victor is.
Just after that (Just in case you go long): Fred and Logan catch up … not the best of friends ;-). This scene culminates in the ‘Fred Dukes vs. Wolverine Boxing Scene’ … this is pretty good, so try to make it back.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: Leave anytime during this movie … you won’t miss a thing. But if you paid for it and you don’t want to miss one horrendous moment … Leave 46 minutes in. Right after he gets up from the High Voltage transformer jolt. Get out of the theater … you have 4 minutes (But think about not coming back
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Crank: High Voltage
What you missed: A news report from the horse track, with the worst acting … nobody knows their lines. Everything was read from cards. This scene cuts into a Latin gang-banger cutting his own nipples off.
Just after that: More running and less plot. Perhaps use this time to leave and save your mind the damage. You can’t get the next half an hour of you life back … don’t say I didn’t give you a head start … Run.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: Around 40 minutes in … when Cal begins to tell Della to follow up on the ‘coma’ lead at the D.C. hospital … even before she begins to resist. This is tight, so move it. You have 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
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State of Play
What you missed: Cal diplomatically states that he can’t be in two places at one time … and this truly is a team effort. Della realizes that he is being honest.
This cuts to some mysterious music and some street scenes. We follow Della to her contact with Officer Brown on the hospital ward.
A scene of Cal and the Senator’s wife talking about how sex did not ruin their relationship … harmless scene.
Just after that (If you desperately need more time): Get back soon … Della sneaks back into the ICU and locates the pizza boy Sanders … then things go krazy … you need to be back by now.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 64 minutes in, there is a great time to go. Right after the training and family fun montage that goes into showing off the backyard. The backyard may be sik … but it’s time to go. You have 3 minutes and 50 seconds to make it back.
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17 Again
What your missing: The most uninspired basketball scene. The Mike throws the last moment ball to Alex, jilting Stan. Big surprise, Alex makes the winning basket for the team. But drops the ball when it comes to giving Nicole a kiss after the game … So awkward. Ned talks Principle Masterson into going on a final non-date to stop the harassment.
Just after that (In Case you need to go a little longer): Mike announces an impromptu party at his house so Alex can meet Nicole again. Maggie is crying on the steps … because Stan sucks (Big surprise)
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: About 27 minutes into the show (45% of the movie). After the fight in Master Roshi’s comes to an end and Roshi says “How’s Gohan” and Gotan replies with “You know my grandfather” … make your move. You have 4 full minutes.
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Dragonball Evolution
What you missed: Goku again explains his quest and tells Roshi that Lord Piccolo is returning. They tear Roshi’s office apart looking for Roshi’s 2 star Dragon Ball. Goku finds the ball and Roshi confirms that the immanent eclipse is the marker of Armageddon … Lord Piccolo is definitely coming.
Just after that (in case you need an extra couple moments): There is a reveal of Piccolo’s airship. You can easily skip scene as well without much worry. Next shot transitions into a scene of Goku and Bulma trekking across the desert.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: About 35 minutes in (40% through the movie) … At the bar when Em and James are sitting alone in the booth and she mentions a ‘dead marriage‘. Go for it … You have just under 4 minutes.
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Adventureland
What your missing: James and Em leave the party. A slow drive home with the ‘bummer songs’ tape. An urgent deep kiss good night delivered by James and reciprocated by Em. Then it’s next morning at Adventureland and James tells Eric that he and Em made out … and she is ‘perfect’.
Just after that (In case you go long): Mike and James talk about Em. James admits he told her he was a virgin. Mike suggests he doesn’t do that again. Next scene is some video game skills and Mike asking Em out. James also gets subtly flirtatious with Lisa … And now you’re back.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: Around 65 minutes after the start of the show (60% through the show) just after Toretto’s (Vin’s) car explodes and the hummer breaks over the ridge. Any time now is good to make your move for the washroom. You have a solid 4.5 minutes to get back
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Fast & Furious
What your missing: It’s the classic ‘Captain’ has no leads and laying down the law to Brian scene. Basically … “Bring in the shipment and bring in Toretto … and that is your job” conversation. Toretto opens the cases that they hijacked, to realize that it’s heroin. This is the start of the ‘off book’ mission. There is a small homage to the first F+F here too. Brian tells Dom that he blew his car up as well and now he (Dom) owes him (Brian) a 10 second car … so Toretto smashes a window with his elbow and says ‘after you’ … minimal laughing ;-).
Just after that (in case you need an extra couple moments): A little sit down dinner with Brian, Dominic and the sister, Mia. A toast to friendship followed by a heart to heart between Dominic and Brian. Not a huge rush … this is a pretty medium scene. But Brian’s motivation is revealed right after this.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: 48 minutes in (about half way through the movie), you gotta go. Leave during the scene in the taxi when that Jack refuses to discuss anything with the dog … because ‘it’s a dog’. Time to go … You have 4 minutes.
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Race to Witch Mountain
What you are missing: A stand about the car with some casual chat, while the dog relieves itself. The next scene is a Las Vegas Strip cruise as they arrive at the hotel. Dr. Alex Friedman lectures in front of a bunch of alien conspiracy fanatics … this goes badly for the Alex. Her ‘nothing but the facts‘ attitude does not work in their world.
Just after that (If you need just a bit more time): Our team comes to see her as the theater empties out of Alex’s Presentation. They ask her for her help.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: At 74 minutes in (58% of the show is over) you can slip away. Split when you see the Ring Bearer and Flower Girl. You have just under 4 minutes to get back.
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He's Just Not That Into You
What you are missing: Beth’s (Jen Aniston) walk down the isle with a black lab is met with giggles and an odd look from the priest. Some wedding reception shots and Beth’s awkward meeting with an in-law. Wonderful description of what it is like to be a male Wiccan. This cuts to Gigi hanging at Alex’s party … looking uncomfortable. Wondering if she’s a ‘guest’ or a ‘date’.
Just after that (In case you need a little more time): Beth’s Dad has a heart attack in the foyer.
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Best time to go if you gotta pee: This was all I could find you … at 54minutes into the movie (46% of the show is over), a couple of neighborhood women bring another food offering as Walt (Eastwood) goes on mowing the lawn. This is your only chance … and seriously go hard, you have 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
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Gran Torino
What you missed: Thao is dragged over by Sue and their mother. Mrs. Lore feels that the Lore family is in debt to Walt for Thao’s indiscretion. Mrs. Lore will not take ‘no’ for an answer. Sue expresses that this is ‘Traditional’ and the family ‘honor’ is at stake if Walt does not let Thao work it off. Walt grudgingly accepts.
Just after that: Thao turns up the next day and Walt gives him a couple of menial tasks … then he spies the dilapidated home across the street.
Walt: “How long do I have you for? … TOAD … how long?”
Thao: “Till Friday”
Walt: “heh heh heh … go get the ladder”
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